Post by ThatLostGuy on Sept 17, 2007 13:01:28 GMT -5
HOH#1: Where in the World is TLG?!?
That's right. I have brought all sixteen of you together to make compete in an amazing race for this HOH. I will now introduce all sixteen of you before sending you off.....
Note: All of the quotes below that I made people say are fake. Actually... almost everything I say below is fake.
Beel.... He is a popular city boy. But will his street smarts help him in the long run? "I plan on winning this game with my absolute charm and breauty."
Mark.... A dominator at life. He is recognized as a God amongst midgets. "Grinding people in my teeth... man, I wish that were a real job."
Jessica.... Drop dead gorgeous on the outside, but a green mean killing machine at heart. "Stay back boys... I'm a heart-breaker!"
Hil.... The crazy and wild woman who uses her great personality and looks to fool others. "Ha cha cha! Someone get me a towel to wipe the blood off the walls after I through with you."
Gary.... A British salesman. He lives near the London Tower and he is known for escaping Scotland Yard. "Yessir... ahhh... cheerio. Anyone have any tea and crumpets?"
Superstar.... A masterpeice. This perfect human being doesn't like failure, so he avoids it. "I'm a Superstar, that is what I are!"
Perry.... Society's player. "Live life to the fullest... that's the saying I usually hear the most. So without further ado, ladies... here's my room key."
Patricia.... The sophisticated and smart country girl. "The Lord will help me win this game. And if the Lord doesn't... then I'm gonna have to go Southern on these turkeys."
Omar.... The nutcase. "WTF? Did you just call me a nutcase TLG? Awww man, I'd slap you for that if I could find you right now!"
Jeremyy.... The Paris Hilton obsessor. "I swear to god if someone uses the expression flip-flopping one more time I will kill them!"
Tyrie.... The gangsta. "Yo homie." And he is a man of few words too.
Tyler.... The little guy. He spends his days making forts out of blankets and chairs. "I use towels, not blankets!!!!"
Jake.... The manipulator. "I will make anyone do what I want, when I want!"
Josh.... The outsider. *crickets chirping* "You think I am on the outside... yet maybe it is YOU who is on the outside! Ha ha! Now think about that!"
Cory....The hitman. "You want someone evicted? You got it!"
Monty.... The beleiver. "I know I can do it! I just know it! Oh, by the way, I am getting baptisez today!!"
And you beloved Host... ThatLostGuy!!! "I am TLG...dammit! I pop b!tches for a living and beat up bouncers for all the little guys out there!"
Now for you HOH challenge. It is just like the Amazing Race. Except I want you all to figure out where TLG (me) is. Here is your first clue....
That's right. I have brought all sixteen of you together to make compete in an amazing race for this HOH. I will now introduce all sixteen of you before sending you off.....
Note: All of the quotes below that I made people say are fake. Actually... almost everything I say below is fake.
Beel.... He is a popular city boy. But will his street smarts help him in the long run? "I plan on winning this game with my absolute charm and breauty."
Mark.... A dominator at life. He is recognized as a God amongst midgets. "Grinding people in my teeth... man, I wish that were a real job."
Jessica.... Drop dead gorgeous on the outside, but a green mean killing machine at heart. "Stay back boys... I'm a heart-breaker!"
Hil.... The crazy and wild woman who uses her great personality and looks to fool others. "Ha cha cha! Someone get me a towel to wipe the blood off the walls after I through with you."
Gary.... A British salesman. He lives near the London Tower and he is known for escaping Scotland Yard. "Yessir... ahhh... cheerio. Anyone have any tea and crumpets?"
Superstar.... A masterpeice. This perfect human being doesn't like failure, so he avoids it. "I'm a Superstar, that is what I are!"
Perry.... Society's player. "Live life to the fullest... that's the saying I usually hear the most. So without further ado, ladies... here's my room key."
Patricia.... The sophisticated and smart country girl. "The Lord will help me win this game. And if the Lord doesn't... then I'm gonna have to go Southern on these turkeys."
Omar.... The nutcase. "WTF? Did you just call me a nutcase TLG? Awww man, I'd slap you for that if I could find you right now!"
Jeremyy.... The Paris Hilton obsessor. "I swear to god if someone uses the expression flip-flopping one more time I will kill them!"
Tyrie.... The gangsta. "Yo homie." And he is a man of few words too.
Tyler.... The little guy. He spends his days making forts out of blankets and chairs. "I use towels, not blankets!!!!"
Jake.... The manipulator. "I will make anyone do what I want, when I want!"
Josh.... The outsider. *crickets chirping* "You think I am on the outside... yet maybe it is YOU who is on the outside! Ha ha! Now think about that!"
Cory....The hitman. "You want someone evicted? You got it!"
Monty.... The beleiver. "I know I can do it! I just know it! Oh, by the way, I am getting baptisez today!!"
And you beloved Host... ThatLostGuy!!! "I am TLG...dammit! I pop b!tches for a living and beat up bouncers for all the little guys out there!"
Now for you HOH challenge. It is just like the Amazing Race. Except I want you all to figure out where TLG (me) is. Here is your first clue....
I'm not inactive it's just that I couldn't make it on time. Sorry.