Post by ThatLostGuy on Nov 10, 2007 18:44:18 GMT -5
"Swordsmen"
Here is how you play....
You dont... I am going to play for you
Monty whips out a sword and begins to fight Hil. The two have a huge battle, slash after slash. Monty grits his teeth, "I will win this fight!" Hil ducks under a slash of a sword and shouts back, "Never! You nominated me when you were HOH and now you will die!"
All of a sudden Cory jumps from out of nowhere and stabs Monty through his chest. Monty used all of the energy in his body to grab a remote control from out of his pocket, and push down on the red button. His last words... "I summon thee!"
The door to the house was burst down at in walked some old faces: Perry, Tyler, Jake, Mark, Omar, and Gary.... Hil and Cory looked at each other and gulped. Cory yelled, "Guys, we need some reinfrocements in the living room!"
Patricia staggered into the living chugging on a soda and munching at some buttery popcorn. She soon noticed that everyone in the room had a sword. She studdered, "What the- How'd you all get swords?!"
Suddenly an arrow whizzed by everyone and struck Patricia in the head, where she laid to die. Everyone turned to look at the archer... It was ThatLostGuy (TLG) !!!!!
TLG yelled, "Mark get my back! Perry, you and Tyler, go eliminate Cory and Hil!!! And Gary, go check the kitchen! Omar... you stay with me!"
Perry and Tyler leapt foward and began to fight Hil and Cory. Perry ducked under both swords at once, and ripped a grenade out of his pocket. It rolled across the floor and sat next to Tyler.
Tyler picked it up and said, "Oooo!! A penny!"
KaBOOM!! Tyler was blown to bits....
Perry was now outnumbered against Cory and Hil. Perry slid out yet another sword from his holder and held both of them out at once. He smirked, "You want some? Come get some!!!"
Hil charged at Perry and swung down her blade, but Perry easily blocked it. Cory went in for the sneak attack and he stabbed Perry through his back when he wasn't looking. Perry fell to the floor, to die.
Cory looked up at Hil and laughed, "Haha, well... That's what he gets for being such a wise ass."
Hil yelled, "BEHIND YOU!"
Perry reached his arm out for a sword using the last of his energy. He gripped on to the sword and slashed it into Cory's stomach. Perry and Cory both died together, like Romeo and Juliet
.
Hil sat down next to Cory's body. "No it's all my fault. I should have warned you earlier." Suddenly another arrow whizzed by and went into Hil. She moaned and fell backwards on to the ground. TLG smiled and yelled, "Omar... go finish her off."
"Yes, boss," he smiled.
Omar lurked towards Hil, slowly. He had two daggers in his hands. He looked into Hil's eyes and grinned, "Sorry love" He sliced the daggers down into Hil.
TLG patted Omar on the head, "Good dog. You will get a treat later for this."
Back in the kitchen, Gary was fighting Josh. Gary screamed, "OHHH you gonna get it, boy!!!" Josh was scared and he ran upstairs to Jessica's room. Josh barged into the room and Jessica was getting changed...
Josh blushed, "Ughh.. hehe... sorry Jess."
Jessica smiled, "ohh, Josh. I didn't know you liked me, like that."
Jessica walked towards Josh and giggled, "You saw mine... now where is yours?"
The door to the room suddenly burst open! It was Gary! "Sorry to be the party pooper. But I'm from England! It's what I do best!"
Gary chucked his sword at Josh and it nailed him right on. Jessica was heart broken now. She picked up her nail clippers from her desk and ran at Gary.
Gary laughed, "What's this babe. Ya gonna kill me with some nail filers!? Us British people are immuned to nail filers and taxes, don't ya know that?"
Jessica stabbed the nail filer into Gary's heart and screamed, "Cheerio! And tell Winston Churchill that Jessica says whassup!" Gary died....
Jessica clutched on to her nail filers and walked out into the main hallway. Superstar looked at her and smiled, "Jess... you're naked. Me likey...."
Jake and Mark suddenly ran into the hallway. Mark had a bomb in his hands. He set off the bomb and yelled, "I HATE AQUARIUMS!" Jake, Mark, Jessica, and Superstar died in the explosion.
Back downstairs, TLG and Omar were the last of the badguys alive. TLG grinned, "Where are the rest!? I know there must be more of them! Omar... go find them!"
In the backyard, Beel, Jeremyy, and Tyrie were having a swim, not knowing that they were the last of the good guys still alive. Beel splashed Jeremyy in the face and said, "SPLASH ATTACK!!"
Tyrie was lying on a beach towel and he muttered, "Ugh.. amatuers!"
Omar soon appeared in the distance.
Beel got out of the pool and yelled, "Yo Tyrie... you see that?"
Tyrie stood up and looked at Omar. Omar saw them too now, and he ran foward at full speed, holding his daggers out in front of him. Omar chucked the first dagger through the air.
The sun was in Tyrie's eyes though, and he didnt see it. The dagger slashed into Tyrie, and he fell down to die.
Jeremyy now got out of the pool and stood next to Beel. Omar chucked his final dagger and Beel dodged it narrowly. Omar smashed his fists into the fence. "Dam! TLG! These two butt buddies are too much for just me to handle!"
TLG appeared next to Omar a minute later. "Fine... You are now no use to me Omar."
TLG shot an arrow into Omar's head, and Omar died...
TLG ripped off his shirt, revealing his big muscles and sexy body. TLG pulled an arrow from out of his backpack, and he shot it off in Jeremyy's direction. Once again the sun was in their eyes, and Jermyy was easily taken down by the arrow. He died.
TLG lifted his head up. "Well Beel... It's your move..."
Beel smiled and replied, "You're dead, TLG! You are a DEAD MAN!" Beel whipped out his sword and it gleamed in the sunlight.
TLG threw his arrows and bow to the ground, and he too pulled out his sword. This was it, the last fight!!!
TLG stared Beel in the eyes and winked, "Beel... you have been Punk'd!!!!!!!!!"
Beel started to hysterically laugh for five minutes straight as TLG got out the wine. But then Beel noticed that all of his friends were dead. Beel raised his eyebrow... "WTF!?!?!" Beel shrugged and took a sip of wine with TLG as they laughed the night away in drunken harmony.
Here is how you play....
You dont... I am going to play for you
Monty whips out a sword and begins to fight Hil. The two have a huge battle, slash after slash. Monty grits his teeth, "I will win this fight!" Hil ducks under a slash of a sword and shouts back, "Never! You nominated me when you were HOH and now you will die!"
All of a sudden Cory jumps from out of nowhere and stabs Monty through his chest. Monty used all of the energy in his body to grab a remote control from out of his pocket, and push down on the red button. His last words... "I summon thee!"
The door to the house was burst down at in walked some old faces: Perry, Tyler, Jake, Mark, Omar, and Gary.... Hil and Cory looked at each other and gulped. Cory yelled, "Guys, we need some reinfrocements in the living room!"
Patricia staggered into the living chugging on a soda and munching at some buttery popcorn. She soon noticed that everyone in the room had a sword. She studdered, "What the- How'd you all get swords?!"
Suddenly an arrow whizzed by everyone and struck Patricia in the head, where she laid to die. Everyone turned to look at the archer... It was ThatLostGuy (TLG) !!!!!
TLG yelled, "Mark get my back! Perry, you and Tyler, go eliminate Cory and Hil!!! And Gary, go check the kitchen! Omar... you stay with me!"
Perry and Tyler leapt foward and began to fight Hil and Cory. Perry ducked under both swords at once, and ripped a grenade out of his pocket. It rolled across the floor and sat next to Tyler.
Tyler picked it up and said, "Oooo!! A penny!"
KaBOOM!! Tyler was blown to bits....
Perry was now outnumbered against Cory and Hil. Perry slid out yet another sword from his holder and held both of them out at once. He smirked, "You want some? Come get some!!!"
Hil charged at Perry and swung down her blade, but Perry easily blocked it. Cory went in for the sneak attack and he stabbed Perry through his back when he wasn't looking. Perry fell to the floor, to die.
Cory looked up at Hil and laughed, "Haha, well... That's what he gets for being such a wise ass."
Hil yelled, "BEHIND YOU!"
Perry reached his arm out for a sword using the last of his energy. He gripped on to the sword and slashed it into Cory's stomach. Perry and Cory both died together, like Romeo and Juliet
.Hil sat down next to Cory's body. "No it's all my fault. I should have warned you earlier." Suddenly another arrow whizzed by and went into Hil. She moaned and fell backwards on to the ground. TLG smiled and yelled, "Omar... go finish her off."
"Yes, boss," he smiled.
Omar lurked towards Hil, slowly. He had two daggers in his hands. He looked into Hil's eyes and grinned, "Sorry love" He sliced the daggers down into Hil.
TLG patted Omar on the head, "Good dog. You will get a treat later for this."
Back in the kitchen, Gary was fighting Josh. Gary screamed, "OHHH you gonna get it, boy!!!" Josh was scared and he ran upstairs to Jessica's room. Josh barged into the room and Jessica was getting changed...
Josh blushed, "Ughh.. hehe... sorry Jess."
Jessica smiled, "ohh, Josh. I didn't know you liked me, like that."
Jessica walked towards Josh and giggled, "You saw mine... now where is yours?"
The door to the room suddenly burst open! It was Gary! "Sorry to be the party pooper. But I'm from England! It's what I do best!"
Gary chucked his sword at Josh and it nailed him right on. Jessica was heart broken now. She picked up her nail clippers from her desk and ran at Gary.
Gary laughed, "What's this babe. Ya gonna kill me with some nail filers!? Us British people are immuned to nail filers and taxes, don't ya know that?"
Jessica stabbed the nail filer into Gary's heart and screamed, "Cheerio! And tell Winston Churchill that Jessica says whassup!" Gary died....
Jessica clutched on to her nail filers and walked out into the main hallway. Superstar looked at her and smiled, "Jess... you're naked. Me likey...."
Jake and Mark suddenly ran into the hallway. Mark had a bomb in his hands. He set off the bomb and yelled, "I HATE AQUARIUMS!" Jake, Mark, Jessica, and Superstar died in the explosion.
Back downstairs, TLG and Omar were the last of the badguys alive. TLG grinned, "Where are the rest!? I know there must be more of them! Omar... go find them!"
In the backyard, Beel, Jeremyy, and Tyrie were having a swim, not knowing that they were the last of the good guys still alive. Beel splashed Jeremyy in the face and said, "SPLASH ATTACK!!"
Tyrie was lying on a beach towel and he muttered, "Ugh.. amatuers!"
Omar soon appeared in the distance.
Beel got out of the pool and yelled, "Yo Tyrie... you see that?"
Tyrie stood up and looked at Omar. Omar saw them too now, and he ran foward at full speed, holding his daggers out in front of him. Omar chucked the first dagger through the air.
The sun was in Tyrie's eyes though, and he didnt see it. The dagger slashed into Tyrie, and he fell down to die.
Jeremyy now got out of the pool and stood next to Beel. Omar chucked his final dagger and Beel dodged it narrowly. Omar smashed his fists into the fence. "Dam! TLG! These two butt buddies are too much for just me to handle!"
TLG appeared next to Omar a minute later. "Fine... You are now no use to me Omar."
TLG shot an arrow into Omar's head, and Omar died...
TLG ripped off his shirt, revealing his big muscles and sexy body. TLG pulled an arrow from out of his backpack, and he shot it off in Jeremyy's direction. Once again the sun was in their eyes, and Jermyy was easily taken down by the arrow. He died.
TLG lifted his head up. "Well Beel... It's your move..."
Beel smiled and replied, "You're dead, TLG! You are a DEAD MAN!" Beel whipped out his sword and it gleamed in the sunlight.
TLG threw his arrows and bow to the ground, and he too pulled out his sword. This was it, the last fight!!!
TLG stared Beel in the eyes and winked, "Beel... you have been Punk'd!!!!!!!!!"
Beel started to hysterically laugh for five minutes straight as TLG got out the wine. But then Beel noticed that all of his friends were dead. Beel raised his eyebrow... "WTF!?!?!" Beel shrugged and took a sip of wine with TLG as they laughed the night away in drunken harmony.
