Opening Statements

[ThatLostGuy]

Patricia and Monty, you have made it so far. Please take your seat on the two puffy chairs behind you.

*They sit*

We will now bring in our Jurors.

*Cory, Jeremyy, Tyrie, Hil, Josh, Beel, and Jessica enter the room*

Let's get right to this...... Opening statements please....

[ThatLostGuy]

*Monty stands up and walks in front of the Jurors, who are now sitting on bleachers*

He says.....

Well Well Well, what a game this has been!! I came into this game with 5 main targets. And 1 was added along the way. And I was able to beat all of them. There were moments in this game that I didn't give a damn at all. I could have been evicted and not cared the slightest bit. Then there were moments when I was so competitive and I HAD to win! I wanted this so badly. Now that I'm here and I've beat all the people I dislike, my mood is like "eh". If I win, woopee, not that big of an accomplishment considering the people that were in this game (besides Pat and Jess). If I lose, eh, congrats to Patricia and I won't care.

I know I pissed plenty of you off, possibly every single one of you. But all I have to say if "fuck you!" It's your own damn fault for not getting rid of me when I was against Perry. Don't be jealous that I beat you. And I know you think I've played a stupid game, but every single move I made was for a reason (I think) so feel free to ask anything so I can prove my amazing-ness to you.

Bring it on! I'll take anything you can throw at me!

P.S. Good luck Pat.

[ThatLostGuy]

*Monty sits down and Patricia takes a stand*

She says....

Well everybody, first off, I would just like to say, Im so honored to be sitting here in the final 2. The host said that he hand picked us all, and you could see that most everybody in this game, especially those who made the jury and beyond, were fierce competitors in their own different ways. And after navigating my way through all of the different players and their styles of play, I must say that I am not only honored, but surprised that I made it all the way to this position.

Before I answer any of your questions, I would like to say that no matter what happened in the game, i believe that the finale here is the place that It should all come out. No more lies or deception, this is where we get judged. Im not going to say that I played a game that was 100% honest, while I didnt lie as much as many final 2 members do, Im not going to try to cover anything up. I just hope that I can show all of you guys that in every move I made the entire game, I had the idea of getting here to the final 2 - and hopefully winning - in mind. In all of the events that took place in this house no matter how much i was involved in any specific example, I have played my way through them with strategy and style. And I hope that I can show you why I believe that I deserve to win the first TLG Madness.